Dear Fantasy Team,

Thank you for pulling out a win this week. I'm very proud of you and I hope you continue to do what you're supposed to do - WIN! As for those of you with "P's" and "Q's" and even "D's" (you know I'm talking to you, Mr. Gore), listen to your doctors and don't let me down. A team is only as strong as it's weakest player. Rest up and see you next weekend! I'll be watching...

(names have been hidden to protect the loser...I mean innocent.)