September 30, 2009

Garbage Day!

Yes, it's that time again... Time to name those things I wish I could have sent out with the trash this morning.

#1...
Blemishes, pimples, or whatever else you want to call them. No matter what I do, they still appear and I'm getting downright frustrated. Complexion perfection is always just out of reach. I wish I could just put them out with the garbage and wash my hands of them. (No picture will be posted 'cause I can barely stand looking at them on my own face, let alone making anyone else look at them.)

#2...
The feelings of being lightheaded, nauseous, and that "hot body" feeling that can sometimes be associated with fainting. Brett came home last night with his first flag-football injury of the season, and it was only his first game! Someone had landed on his big toe and it split open in the area over his knuckle. It probably needed stitches, but he was already two hours late for work and couldn't be any later. I tried to be strong because he needed me to care for it, but I swear I was going to faint. I lost all color, broke out into a cold sweat, and started going dizzy. I think that if I wouldn't have quickly sat down and took some deep breaths, I would have fallen flat on my face. I'm usually good with blood and guts and all that gore, but for some reason, I turned into a wuss. Those feelings better go away fast 'cause I gots two boys that I KNOW will be bringing home injuries left and right as they get older. (No picture will be posted of this, either [for obvious, faint-inducing reasons]. And you'd better believe the hubs made me take a picture of it! He was pretty proud of the battle wound.)

#3...
Chia Obama. Come on, seriously?! I'm all for supporting our president and everything, but a Chia Pet created after the man? I would think that would be more of an insult than a compliment. If anyone has this for any other reason than it being a gag gift, I just want to point and roll on the floor laughing. My 3-year-old even knows what this is. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that he knows the President of the United States as a Chia Pet. This would definitely go out with the trash were it in my house. Ha ha ha!



#4...
"The Beautiful Life" on the CW. Oh wait! It already has been sent out with the garbage?! I watched the season premiere a couple of weeks ago. I wasn't impressed, but I figured a lot of other people might have liked it. I guess not! After only two weeks, the show was axed. Also, Misha Barton sounds like a dude. I thought I had a deep voice. Fairwell, TBL! You're in your rightful place, now.


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That's it for this week's garbage! Have a happy Wednesday!!

3 Happy Thoughts:

Busy Bee Lauren said...

I laughed out loud when i read that they cancelled Beautiful Life. It just looked so ridiculous and like a Gossip Girl wannabe!

Alice said...

I'm with you on the pimple thing...UGH!! :)


I didn't even like Misha Barton on the OC and I loved that show. Poor her.

the Provident Woman said...

Is there really a #3? What will they think of next?